- goose it -
Verb: to goose
: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
Verb: to goose
: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*
*fire*
*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”
And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*
*fire*
*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”
And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 19, 2023
by UnerringBiscuit November 02, 2009
A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.
The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.
A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.
A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
by adamryan March 18, 2009
by SHEA-UNIT June 11, 2006
by I got the honks in the back March 02, 2020
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 21, 2003
by Mrs. Handsome September 23, 2010