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Poo your own goose 

To negatively indicate someone should suit themselves
Well if you don’t want to come on holiday with us, you can poo your own goose
Poo your own goose by Endocrypt March 11, 2018

Goose Poop 

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.
"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"
Goose Poop by M Boa February 1, 2009

goose poop 

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.
Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.
goose poop by steelnip April 3, 2008

Goose pooper 

Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick
“Mom was a goose pooper growing up she could always get under my skin.”
Goose pooper by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020

Goose poop 

She left a goose poop on my bed
Goose poop by #Ihateithere March 11, 2022

Poopin' the Goose 

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".
When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
Poopin' the Goose by ashep91 March 2, 2023