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Goopshirt 

Nearly goop shit insane, it is the moment between reality and certain destruction we all find ourselves in at certain points in our lives. May it be vomiting on your shirt at the bar or cleaning the hair which was clogged in the sink for the 10th time in a row, anyone and anything is liable and can become goopshirt.
Burh, he just went goopshirt over not having a GF.
He's gone goopshirt.
He going to kill me because I made him go goopshirt.
Goopshirt by Blyeh #123456 December 21, 2020
Words you can keep

Goopshoot 

I had a great time with the vegan last night, but now I can't stop leaking out of my goopshoot
Goopshoot by BShac June 9, 2016

goodshit 

Cop terms for a citizen or civilian. The innocents who have no idea how fucked up their city really is.
The world is composed of cops, thugs, and goodshits.
goodshit by riverwest July 20, 2009

gooshitty 

Adjective
1 - Good enough to pass, but not stick out in any way.
2 - Shitty, but still good enough to use.
"I did a gooshitty job on that test"

Steve-"We need pallets that are good but not too good that they are heavy"
Thomas-"Ok, this is pallet is gooshitty enough to use."
gooshitty by TK3 May 15, 2006

Mudda Goodshit 

Joemalian word for something dope
Oh man that bag is the mudda goodshit!
Mudda Goodshit by DXLii January 31, 2017

Goofshit 

Someone that is completely stupid and doesn't even realize it.
That guy just made himself look like a complete GOOFSHIT!
Goofshit by wcouture9 August 21, 2008

Goopshoot 

The female genitalia, not to be confused with the male genitalia, the porksword.
Dude: "Hey, did you know tha..."
Dude2: "Yeah I know, you don't have to tell me. Girls have a goopshoot and we have a porksword. I took SexEd class."
Goopshoot by BigSchoolBoi February 6, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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