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For Normies: Metaphorically moving, heading, or shifting towards a state of complete goon. A person either does something that connected to gooning or just goes poggers.
For Sigmas: looksmaxxing the way that your Baby Gronk is out of steam at ohio and edging as gyatt!! The mogging aura lost as the meaning of this definition as zamn! ishowspeed and carti collab is wild huh! 67.
A person 1: I feel like gooning.
A person 1's friend: okay, so you are going to go goonwards, right?..

BRO: YOOOO LOOK AT MY RIZZ!!!!
ME: HOLEY GUACAMOLAYY!!! UR GOING GOONWARDS!!! WHAT IN AN OHIO, CHAT!!
bro: goonwards?
Me: yes, bra, look at urban dictionary, there is literally some smart guy who made the post!!!
Bro: *mewing*
me: what the sigma
Goonwards by KoTeHoK_GaB May 14, 2026
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GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.
Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Goonware 

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.
"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"
Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020

Moonwards 

A group of travellers who pay their respects to the gyspy king.
I was in a group called the moonwards
Moonwards by RYANSMITH146 December 2, 2009
Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.
"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"
Goontard by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006
You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!
goonard by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006
An extremely stupid person. A major moron
Tom is such a goontard
goontard by Jeremy H October 27, 2005
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