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GOONWADD 

an insult similar to idiot or twat originated from a small boy
Jesus Alex you're such a Goonwadd
GOONWADD by Moonpie123 May 13, 2019
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A hockey player that plays for the chicago young americans and is a true goon.
that hockey player is a heck of a goondaddy." "that goondaddy loves to drop his mitts.
GoonDaddy by TheGoondaddy August 7, 2011
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A gooner who is apart of the ward family. The origin of the goonward comes from Alexander Ward who set the gooning tradition among his family.
A goonward was seen gooning in the local hotel.
Goonward by ZDK284 February 25, 2026
For Normies: Metaphorically moving, heading, or shifting towards a state of complete goon. A person either does something that connected to gooning or just goes poggers.
For Sigmas: looksmaxxing the way that your Baby Gronk is out of steam at ohio and edging as gyatt!! The mogging aura lost as the meaning of this definition as zamn! ishowspeed and carti collab is wild huh! 67.
A person 1: I feel like gooning.
A person 1's friend: okay, so you are going to go goonwards, right?..

BRO: YOOOO LOOK AT MY RIZZ!!!!
ME: HOLEY GUACAMOLAYY!!! UR GOING GOONWARDS!!! WHAT IN AN OHIO, CHAT!!
bro: goonwards?
Me: yes, bra, look at urban dictionary, there is literally some smart guy who made the post!!!
Bro: *mewing*
me: what the sigma
Goonwards by KoTeHoK_GaB May 14, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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