GOONWADD
GOONWADD by Moonpie123 May 13, 2019
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Goonwards
For Normies: Metaphorically moving, heading, or shifting towards a state of complete goon. A person either does something that connected to gooning or just goes poggers.
For Sigmas: looksmaxxing the way that your Baby Gronk is out of steam at ohio and edging as gyatt!! The mogging aura lost as the meaning of this definition as zamn! ishowspeed and carti collab is wild huh! 67.
For Sigmas: looksmaxxing the way that your Baby Gronk is out of steam at ohio and edging as gyatt!! The mogging aura lost as the meaning of this definition as zamn! ishowspeed and carti collab is wild huh! 67.
A person 1: I feel like gooning.
A person 1's friend: okay, so you are going to go goonwards, right?..
BRO: YOOOO LOOK AT MY RIZZ!!!!
ME: HOLEY GUACAMOLAYY!!! UR GOING GOONWARDS!!! WHAT IN AN OHIO, CHAT!!
bro: goonwards?
Me: yes, bra, look at urban dictionary, there is literally some smart guy who made the post!!!
Bro: *mewing*
me: what the sigma
A person 1's friend: okay, so you are going to go goonwards, right?..
BRO: YOOOO LOOK AT MY RIZZ!!!!
ME: HOLEY GUACAMOLAYY!!! UR GOING GOONWARDS!!! WHAT IN AN OHIO, CHAT!!
bro: goonwards?
Me: yes, bra, look at urban dictionary, there is literally some smart guy who made the post!!!
Bro: *mewing*
me: what the sigma
Goonwards by KoTeHoK_GaB May 14, 2026
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!