Goonspel 

The text/Scripture of the religion, goonology. The book that summarizes and teaches goonology and helps all gooners excel in gooning

"yo bro, I just got the goonspel. I'm going to study it tonight to learn more about goonology."

Goonspel by TheGreatGooner March 4, 2025

googspell 

Verb: to google something just to find its correct spelling

Before you post that list of names, you’d better googspell it.

googspell by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2011

goonsplode

To explode while you are a gooner

"Hey Jack! Did you hear about gooner #3 Gavin? He goonsploded last night!"
"That is a horrible thing, I hope he rests in goon."

goonsplode by Hazelq765 September 1, 2023

Goonsplaining 

Showing a large understanding of pornstars and porn material and using it in casual conversation.

Bro- “ Riley was always on top cause she had so many fucking videos and her efficiency was terrible compared to other all timers. Lana Rhoades has the same amount of views in half the videos.”

“ Okay man quit goonsplaining”

Goonsplaining by Loagster July 24, 2024

Goonsell 

The act of gooning or edging whilst having the name Marsel or Marcel

I could tell Marsell was being a Goonsell in the bathroom I could hearing clapping and yelping.

Goonsell by Dr.DoogleWIENRE June 3, 2024

Goonsplosion 

A large orgasm from masturbation.

Yesterday when I was jacking off, I swear I had a goonsplosion.

Goonsplosion by bus stop slinky September 25, 2025