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Goonspel 

The text/Scripture of the religion, goonology. The book that summarizes and teaches goonology and helps all gooners excel in gooning
"yo bro, I just got the goonspel. I'm going to study it tonight to learn more about goonology."
Goonspel by TheGreatGooner March 4, 2025
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googspell 

Verb: to google something just to find its correct spelling
Before you post that list of names, you’d better googspell it.

goonsplode

"Hey Jack! Did you hear about gooner #3 Gavin? He goonsploded last night!"
"That is a horrible thing, I hope he rests in goon."
goonsplode by Hazelq765 September 1, 2023

Goonsell 

The act of gooning or edging whilst having the name Marsel or Marcel
I could tell Marsell was being a Goonsell in the bathroom I could hearing clapping and yelping.
Goonsell by Dr.DoogleWIENRE June 3, 2024

Goonsplaining 

Showing a large understanding of pornstars and porn material and using it in casual conversation.
Bro- “ Riley was always on top cause she had so many fucking videos and her efficiency was terrible compared to other all timers. Lana Rhoades has the same amount of views in half the videos.”

“ Okay man quit goonsplaining”
Goonsplaining by Loagster July 24, 2024

Goonsplosion 

Yesterday when I was jacking off, I swear I had a goonsplosion.
Goonsplosion by bus stop slinky September 25, 2025
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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