Goonsplaining

Showing a large understanding of pornstars and porn material and using it in casual conversation.

Bro- “ Riley was always on top cause she had so many fucking videos and her efficiency was terrible compared to other all timers. Lana Rhoades has the same amount of views in half the videos.”

“ Okay man quit goonsplaining”

by Loagster July 24, 2024

Giosplaining

When you explain a meme, thus removing any and all elements of humor from said joke

Ethan: I dont get why these moth memes are considered funny
Gio: You see, the moth memes are funny because the moth likes light. So, therefore, any allusions to a light source arouse the moths. XD
Ethan: Wow, now it's even less funny. Thanks for giosplaining it to me.

by BIG MAN MALOOF October 29, 2018

gunsplaining

Correction of technical inaccuracies or clarification of conflated or incorrect terms related to firearms.

Clarifying the difference between semi-automatic and fully automatic is gunsplaining.

by Winston Smith4570 May 11, 2018

goysplaining

When Gentiles lecture Jews about Jewish matters. Analogous to mansplaining.

"Actually, Arabs are Semites too..."
-"Cmon Fritz, stop the goysplaining already"."

by Gēhā Pikāru April 21, 2017

coonsplaining

coonsplaining where a black person talks/explains in an unproductive coonish matter

Person: "have you heard of the cop that killed the unarmed black teenager?"
Coon: "Stop talking about Police brutality! how about Black on Black Crime?!"
person: "'black on black crime is also bad but I'm talking about police brutality Right now...."

Coon: "we Blacks need to do better! what are you going to do about black on black crime?! and Chicago?!"
Person: "again black on black crime IS BAD!... but I'm TALKING ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY RIGHt NOW!"
Coon: "Stop talking about police brutality TALK ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME NOW!!!!!!!!!"
Person: "this is not productive..."

Coonsplaining

"as a Black Man i agree that Colin Kaepernick should be suspended from the Nfl For kneeling!"

"we Blacks need to do better"

"I'm not black I'm just an American"

"racism is bad but what about Black on Black Crime?"

Etc

by Lil Gucci Bag May 11, 2019

Godsplaining

To attribute divine significance to something, usually in a forced manner

Random lady: These flowers start blooming during the Pentacostal period once a year. Before bloom, it looks like praying saints, after bloom it looks like a flying dove. How amazing is God's creation!

Friend: Are they godsplaining nature? The flowers bloom when the light, temperature, and climate conditions are right.

by Dorchid September 13, 2017

gransplaining

When your parents tell you how to look after your kids. Back in their day they did things differently.

G: I brought up six kids and they all slept on their front. None of them died.
Me: Great, but times and advice have both changed. Stop gransplaining.

by kemposaur March 16, 2017