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Goonotize 

When someone jacks off so fast that anyone who looks is entranced/hypnotized and is unable to move.
I'm going to goonotize you
Goonotize by Viridianhero June 3, 2024
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A new term coined in 2022 somewhere on Twitch. It is essentially a family-friendly term for coochie.
I haven't been on the stream for 2 minutes and you are already talking about your goontie
Girl, all you do is talk about your goontie
Who wants goontie?
Goontie by SplashShark December 13, 2022
Related Words

ginotize 

To Dress Gino
when you are not a gino
When you have different styles of dressing but choose to ginotize you dress gino
Im going to ginotize
Fred's all ginotized
ginotize by Hitty June 11, 2006

goonitive 

A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.

People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.

Johnny: What do you mean?

Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)

Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
goonitive by Goondued November 4, 2011
(1) To “goonatize” something is to make or change something into goon material. (2) to fantasize thoughts that gooners or goonetes would have.
“Bro don’t goonatize that character it’s my favorite one.”
Goonatize by Brookshiki February 5, 2025

Goontime 

1) The time when all the goons come out to play, similar to the witching hour

2) A time at which a person chooses to furiously goon
1)
Do you wanna go get some food?
No man don’t go out there, it’s the goontime.

2)
Hey Kate you wanna hang out at 5?
Sorry I can’t, that’s my goontime.
Goontime by wordhuntgod69 August 26, 2025

Goonerize 

(Goonner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'

The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
"Dude, Character just got goonerized."
Goonerize by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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