Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Viridianhero

Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick with someone's shit and fuck their shit filled asshole

Logan: "It was great giving Lukas a shitty slider last night!"
Lukas: "Oh yes! Skibidi dip dip get in me!"

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when you cum in a grandma above 70 years of age

I'm gonna give you're grandma a creamy wrinkle

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When someone jacks off so fast that anyone who looks is entranced/hypnotized and is unable to move.

I'm going to goonotize you

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When you shit in the toilet then grab it and use it to jack off

Braden: I ran out of lotion, so i had to do a skibidi fuck
Dalton: Without me??

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When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass

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