Googlution 

A portmanteau of "Google pollution". A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.

After sifting through 34 pages of Googlution, I finally found a useful query result.

Googlution by OkieLoki February 28, 2009

Googlation 

Completing a mathematical equation by use of information obtained through Google.

"How much does that thing weigh?"

-"Based on my googlations about 200 pounds."

Googlation by mrs.smith January 21, 2013

Googleation 

The excitement you feel when you’ve successfully googled to find the information you were searching for

"I couldn't contain my googleation when I found the definition for this word!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment blog.

Googleation by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Gorylution 

A group of people who percieves themselves to be "better, more elite" than everyone else. No better than a bunch of bullies, frankly. They are led by an idiot (J.Gory) and have nothing better to do than waste time. The other members (Darren, dgener8nX, Justin Cousineau, Justin "Snatcher2047" Aaron, RobCon, & Whittle/dlomyhero) are no smarter, due to their unquestioned loyalty to such a pathetic group (aka "the blind leading the blind").

Gorylution is NOT a group that one should wish to be associated with. They represent the true "internet stupidity". They are cowards who use strength in numbers to commit their crimes. Gorylution is no different than a group of mentally-retarded kids. Also, just to show how stupid they are, a girl was able to infiltrate their ranks and divide them.

Gorylution by An old, former friend of Gorylution November 11, 2008

Gorylution 

Gorylution is stupidity defined, plain & simple. They attack others to hide those same embarassments in themselves. They claim that DPI is some wierdo or something, but in reality, Darkness Productions, Inc. (as he was known) is highly intelligent. They only attacked him because they felt inferior compared to him. I've known DPI for some time and from experience, compared to DPI, Gorylution is a bunch of mentally retarded kids who have no life. Take anything they say with a grain of salt. Anything they say isn't to be believed. DPI learned about his "supposed" royalty from a relative of his who learned about it from a "supposed" royal member of DPI's family. Once the right time comes, DPI will investigate the matter.

Gorylution's members were bullied in school and abused & molested at home. The group is akin to a cancer. It is a cancer that, untreated, can destroy anything it touches. It has recently become the cancer of the AntDogs.com forums. Although, it is also the fault of AntDogs for letting them in. So, in ways, AntDogs is no better than Gorylution. It is led by a moron (J.Gory) and the only female of the group (GoryGirl) is a raging, attention-needing slut. However, as of recently, it has been alleged BY J.Gory that GoryGirl is actually a guy. It has also been alleged that J.Gory actually went out with GoryGirl once and was rejected, hence the reason why J.Gory says GoryGirl is actually a guy. In the end, Gorylution is humanity's proof that evolution sometimes skips a generation.

Gorylution by A former member of Gorylution November 7, 2008

Gorylution 

A group of people who percieves themselves to be "better, more elite" than everyone else. No better than a bunch of bullies, frankly. They are led by an idiot (J.Gory) and have nothing better to do than waste time. The only female member (GoryGirl) is nothing but an attention whore, falely accusing others of harrasment & such. The other members (Darren, dgener8nX, Justin Cousineau, Justin "Snatcher2047" Aaron, RobCon, & Whittle/dlomyhero) are no smarter, due to their unquestioned loyalty to such a pathetic group (aka "the blind leading the blind"). And, most important is Gorylution's official enabler (AntDogs) who runs the board where Gorylution runs rampart. Apparently, he isn't serious about running the board, which in turn gives Gorylution more...whatever to turn the board into their own personal playground, which they basically have done already.

Gorylution is NOT a group that one should wish to be associated with. They represent the true "internet stupidity". They are cowards who use strength in numbers to commit their crimes. Gorylution is no different than a group of mentally-retarded kids. Also, just to show how stupid they are, a girl was able to infiltrate their ranks and divide them. Even though, it was later found out that this "girl" was actually a guy who decieved everyone. So, in reality, the "girl" who divided them is no worse than them.

Gorylution by A former friend of Gorylution December 9, 2008

Gorylution 

Members:
Leader-J.Gory (the moron)
Followers:Snatcher2047 (the incompetent administrator), RobCon, dlomyhero, Justin Cousineau, Hellz (the incompetent moderator), dgener8n X, Darren, & Captain Bully (some G-lution idiot no one knows), GoryGirl (the raging slut of the group), & AntDogs (the honorary G-lution enabler)

And, there you have it, the idiocy that makes up Gorylution. Just remember, you NEVER want to be associated with these people. ANY message board they occupy WILL be left in ruins. They also don't like the honest, mature, & intelligent board members. So, in the end, for future reference, Gorylution is humanity's proof that primitive life still exists. If there's anything else you want to know about them, you'll learn it after seeing them hard @ work.

Gorylution by A Darkness Productions, Inc. sponsor November 6, 2008