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Gooie

Shard, meth, ice, crystal.
A popular Australian term for crystallised methamphetamine
Lad: hey bruv you got some gooie
Lad 2: yeah did ya bring da glassies
by Fogggggist April 14, 2014
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gooie louie

When you blow your greasy load into the eyes of your victim, as they're blinded proceed to cock slap the person until complete & utter satisfaction! x-(
You may have sucked your mom's tits but I have your mom one hell of a gooie louie an hour ago!
by alais August 10, 2014
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floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
by wayway June 23, 2016
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gooberment

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
by Phreeradical January 2, 2012
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Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
by John_465 August 19, 2016
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Goober smack

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.
Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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silly little goober

by Numberline June 13, 2023
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