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Attempting to end a technical debate by claiming that Google does it this way, therefore it is the only reasonable solution for a problem. An even nerdier equivalent of Godwin's law.
#1 I dunno, a 10:1 engineer/manager ratio seems ideal.
#2 Whataver bro, Google is more like 20:1. Managers are total dead weight.
#1 Way to Googwin. I'm out.
Googwin by mccv August 8, 2012
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googliness

Having a distinct quality that makes you suitable for working at Google
Wow, that guy is full of googliness!
googliness by eejit101 November 5, 2013
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Aaron Goodwin 

Funniest , most comical ghost hunter ever!
Aaron Goodwin is a ghost hunter from the Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures show.
Aaron Goodwin by Jryan_raven January 24, 2015

googlinvestigation 

the act of googling the name of a person, of whom you have little, if any, personal knowledge, as an asserted means of obtaining comprehensive, accurate and authoritative information on that person's background, beliefs and character.
After performing a googlinvestigation of my friend's brother, Eric, I learned that he was a closet libertarian who loves to write letters to the editor.
googlinvestigation by Hebberwibba February 15, 2008

Limited Googling

A phrase used in forums and Q & A websites to describe how one performed a quick search on Google (usually only looking at the first page) before coming to the online community about a question.
I was looking for that website with all of the guys with mustaches, but after some limited Googling I couldn't find anything.
Limited Googling by Indybird October 13, 2009

sexually-frustrated googling

Furious googling for that perfect piece of adult entertainment for your adult entertainment needs.
Even after 5 hours of sexually-frustrated googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

Ms. Goodwin 

a person who thinks Fortnite is real and drives a golf cart around a school full of kids

an example of the most ironic naming of all time
Oh no, itś Ms. Goodwin! RUN!!!
Ms. Goodwin by yAbOiFrIdAy March 4, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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