Goodwin 

one hell of a good winner.

"She's a Goodwin."
"A Goodwin?"
"Yeah man, she is good at winning everything, and good job for winning her."

Goodwin by Jessica Goodwin October 8, 2008

Goodwin 

sysnonymous with butterscotch. An old lady chick magnet. One who parties all night long with neck cancer-ridden grandmas.

Old ladies like the smell of butterscotch. Grandma has to take her teeth out to suck on a piece of butterscotch. Goodwin is butterscotch.

Goodwin by The Central Regulator April 2, 2013

Goodwin 

To get an amazing reward despite abject failure

The economy has tanked but boardroom and bankers pay has been one goodwin after another

Goodwin by unbanker March 4, 2009

Goodwin 

A word used to describe a situtation or person that states a ridiculous idea or a situation that's terribly hilarious to be true.

"Snakes can moonwalk? HA! That's so goodwin"
"A goodwin told me this last night at the bar, Elon musk is the president of Mars in 2050. LMAO"

Goodwin by Dan Galf July 19, 2022

Goodwin grab 

Verb.
Can be used for picking of a pocket, grabbing money out of someones hands while moving by and running, grabbing things off a counter or store shelf and sprinting away, or assorted other thefts. Practiced by eaglebians and other kleptomaniacs. This practice is shunned by civilized society. It, does not include breaking and entering, as there is no planning involved. The theif merely sights something, and impulsively grabs it and attempts to escape.

Kane is so dumb he Goodwin grabbed free samples.

That guy Goodwin Grabbed that ladies purse!

Goodwin Grabbing is a crime.

Goodwin grab by WeaselStomper August 24, 2009

GOODWIN Rompa Stomp 

To anger an elderly woman with serious genital issues to the point of where she shits herself in rage, later blaming the smell on you.

Damn tony, you pulled a pretty great GOODWIN rompa stomp on Mrs greener in maths yesterday!

GOODWIN Rompa Stomp by Xx_MrsGOODWIN_xX May 3, 2017

Goodwin's law 

In 1981, U of I Professor Goodwin made the observation that Usenet discussions gravitate downhill.

He postulated that as the length of a discussion thread grows, the probability approaches one (1) that one participant will introduce the terms "Hitler" or "Nazi".

The custom has evolved that the first party to utter "Hitler" or "Nazi" has lost the discussion, and the thread terminates.

Goodwin's Law has been invoked, guys. I'm out of this thread.

Goodwin's law by Fryth August 28, 2004