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googlewhoremonger 

Someone who googles porn or singles website for joy, yet they're either in a relationship or possibly married, but does not want to be in a relationship because they're too fuckin unhappy in their own personal relationship, and they're too busy trying to gain sexual gratification by posting themselves as a single on a singles/porn dating website.
"Googlewhoremonger" Looking for a casual relationship with one or two females at my house. I'll make sure my son is not home, so we can make some NOISE!!

Google Whore 

One who excessively uses Google software and services, such as Gmail, Google Talk and Google Groups.
John: Yesterday I posted in my blog about how I Gmailed my friend a link to a thread I posted in Google Groups last week about mapping Google fans in Australia through Google Earth.
Jim: Shut up you fucking Google whore!
Google Whore by aeSentinel July 20, 2008

Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.
I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.
Googlebore by revmpj August 26, 2013

google whore 

someone who is peculiarly enthusiastic about google and/or google products.

sometimes referred to as a "goog-whore" for short
"Hey guys, I just got the new Google Wave beta!"
"Pfffft, what a google whore"
google whore by sakhai November 13, 2009

Googleworthy 

Any person, place, thing or concept that has enough mention on the web to be cataloged by Google. Derrived from the term "spongeworthy" created by the Seinfeld TV sitcom.
"I always thought that guy didn't even know how to plug in a computer, but apparently a lot of things he wrote are Googleworthy."
Googleworthy by VikingLoki March 28, 2007

Googlephobe

Someone reluctant, or downright afraid, to use google.com, the most popular search engine on the web. Whether their excuse is one of ignorance, fear, or anything else, this would all fall under the category of googlephobe.
Mick: Hey, I heard they caught a 110-pound coelacanth off the coast of Indonesia. I need to look that up on Yahoo.
Mike: Yahoo?! Man, quit bein' such a googlephobe.