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Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle 

The use of googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, the google-spawn that gives you four google search pages in one window, to open Mystery Google four times. Normally used in conjunction with acquiring awesome missions from people, or giving various missions in a short amount of time.
Tired of only getting one mission at a time, Dan decided to use Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle and get four missions at once.

Google Goggles 

An application which throws up irrelevant results when you scan your penis with it.
Fuck off Google Goggles,my cock is bigger than a pencil.

WTF?What does an aurora picture have to do with a penis?Goggles is shit.
Google Goggles by Eboue singh February 8, 2012

Google goggles 

One of the pernicious consequences of the internet is that people are free to make sweeping statements to large audiences without actually substantiating their claims, notions, or repetitions of urban myths. Such poor construction of a position usually results from a combination of ideology, prejudice, and ignorance.

The first two are difficult to address, but ignorance can be remedied by some basic self-education, and specifically, by research. To this end, the most popular internet mechanism is to use the well-known search engine, Google. The term "Google goggles" is an alliterative/consonant reference to the process of improving the clarity of one's understanding by the simple trick of typing some key words into a search engine - and learning!
Jonathan was completely clueless about how much oil was left underground around the planet. Had he put on his Google goggles, he might have understood that contrary to his claims otherwise, the concept of Peak Oil was in fact very accurate, and completely supported by the best data and analyses available.
Google goggles by Autumn Mandrake December 28, 2011

Google Goggles 

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!
Google Goggles by Philopean September 11, 2006