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googled'it 

masterbating to online porn until you pop your load
I was maserbating online all day until I finally googled'it.
I googled'it all over my computer.
I cant wait to get home and google'it to this new website I found.
googled'it by coolbreeze777 August 1, 2011
Words you can keep

Just fucking Google it 

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.
1. To "google" something, meaning to look it up on Google.

2. To search for something in general
"Wanna know more about the French Revolution? Google it"

"Google this"
Google It by Kristin November 18, 2004

Google it.

An answer to a question that you are too lazy to answer.

Also used for a question that's hard or awkward to answer.
Person 1: What's a sheeple?

Person 2: Just google it.

Alt:

Person 1: What's a hemorrhoid?
Person 2: Uhhh... just google it.
Google it. by soulchildremix September 16, 2010

Google It Bitch

A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.
Bob: What is the meaning of life?
Tim: Google it bitch.
"Google It" can be used as an answer to any question that you dont know, and does not result in you feeling stupid.

"Given that time is infinate and the universe is ever expanding..........what colour G-String does Boy George wear most?"

"I dunno.........Google It" (Pink by the way)
It can also be used to back up a massive bullshit, as saying "Google It" instantly makes the statement Gospel.

"Did you know that ferrets are just rats that have come out the closet?"
"Bull!!"
"Ney its true!!! Google It"
Google It by GazNVixDicto May 4, 2010
verb, 1. The act of searching the internet for absolutely nothing in ones spare time.
2. To back up a claim by saying "Google It!"
I was on the Bucknell Basketball team, if you don't believe me Google It!
Google It by C. Pendergast October 2, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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