googleshit 

When you are in the middle of looking something up and you suddenly have to run to the potty and you can't wait to find out what google has to say about something, so you bring your laptop into the can.

This article says something about Jimmy Swaggart. I know I know who that is but I've got to double-check on google. Oh my god, too much coffee. Dude, I gotta go take a googleshit. Hope your laptop doesn't smell when I come back.

googleshit by Jimmy Janks January 9, 2008

GoogleShit 

Bullshit as verified by Google

Hey, that is some Googleshit!

GoogleShit by IronStark October 5, 2018

googlesation

When someone in a chat room is having a conversation or debate and is using Google at the same time for information in an attempt to look smart.

He was having a googlesation in the chat room today

googlesation by daveobot June 2, 2013

googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch

googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

Googlest 

A person who uses Googleas a source to gain new knowledge about everything unknown to that person.

Mom is a Googlest , my mom Google's everything I pretty much ask her.

Googlest by Strong Dog Dane December 4, 2013

googlewit 

Someone who pretends to be smart and who knows it all but is secretly googling all the answers. A potential pain in the arse but useful on a quiz team.

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Ask Tom he knows everything."
"It looks like he does, but I think he is just a googlewit, take his phone off him and ask him then"

googlewit by kitschnkarma April 27, 2010

googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009