daveobot's definitions

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Chef's Kiss

When the person preparing the food spits in it.

I gave his hamurger the Chef's Kiss.

by daveobot January 10, 2021

googlesation

When someone in a chat room is having a conversation or debate and is using Google at the same time for information in an attempt to look smart.

He was having a googlesation in the chat room today

by daveobot June 2, 2013

fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.

His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.

by daveobot February 14, 2021

datachondriac

A person who constantly thinks their computer is infected with some kind of virus, malware or spyware.

My friend spends hundreds of dollars a month at the computer repair shop because he is a datachondriac.

by daveobot September 22, 2013

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Self Cancel Culture

When an individual, group, or organization goes so extreme in their beliefes that they unknowingly destroy (cancel) themself.

Professional sports and Hollywood have created a Self Cancel Culture and are unaware of their own self destruction.

by daveobot February 12, 2021