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Google tic 

The uncontrollable urge to conduct a Google search on any and every question, thought, concept, word or name that comes to mind, including new acquaintances, products and companies.
You haven't Googled him, but you went out with him?! I could never get in someone's car without Googling their name, but then again, I have a Google tic.
Google tic by TNNelson March 23, 2012
Word of the Day on March 25, 2012
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Googlelicious 

The thirst for knowledge that renders an individual incapable of suppressing the urge to Google a particular topic. (ie. lyrics, definitions, scientific principles, trivia)
Friend 1: "When did Columbus discover America?"

Friend 2: "1592!"

Friend 1: "Really???"

Friend 3: "Oh, I love me some Googlelicious." ::Searches for answer on Google:: "1492, idiots. Use your resources."

googletipping 

The act of randomly clicking upon Google Ads on a web page whose content you appreciate, however, have no particular interest in the advertisement itself.

Clicking the ad gives the site owner a small revenue "tip".
Wow, this country music site sure is purdy! I think I'll show my appreciation by googletipping.

*Click*

There ya go darlin' keep a little somthin' fer yerself :)
googletipping by juzzy_o April 22, 2007

googletific

Something that is defined by google, not science. An answer found on google, but may not necessarily be backed by science.
The evidence is anecdotal, strictly googletific, more research is needed.
googletific by JaxU April 23, 2021

googlestick 

Male Organ Between The Legs Above The Testicles That Plays Hide And Seek With A Womans Hoo-Hoo.
Hey Baby Can I Stick My Googlestick In Your Hoo-Hoo.
googlestick by Ethan Petty January 27, 2008

Googledick 

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.
Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.
Googledick by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008

googletime 

time to go on the internet- usually takes place in school during computer class, where no work is done and everyone just plays minigolf.
teacher: This is NOT googletime boys.

boys: Googletime!

teacher: I'm going straight down to the vice principles office if there's any messing. I'm not putting up with it.
googletime by U NO WHOO July 20, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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