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Google Spaz 

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.
Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.
Google Spaz by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013
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googlespace 

The sum total of everything that can be found by Google. If it's not in Googlespace, you'll never find it.
I just put up a new web page, but it's not in Googlespace yet.
googlespace by Lady Csyde August 19, 2007

googlespace 

When you can google a person's name, and you can get results relevant to them.
I was googleing myself yesterday, and I've got 2 whole pages of googlespace!
googlespace by niffs August 30, 2005

Googlespasm

A Googlespasm takes place when many spaz's are in the same place, and they all have a spaz attack!
Did you see the googlespasm earlier? Connie was leading it!
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026