A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.
Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.
Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.
Me: Of course not darling.
5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.
Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.
Me: Of course not darling.
5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.
by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013