Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

googlespace

The sum total of everything that can be found by Google. If it's not in Googlespace, you'll never find it.

I just put up a new web page, but it's not in Googlespace yet.

by Lady Csyde August 19, 2007

googlespace

When you can google a person's name, and you can get results relevant to them.

I was googleing myself yesterday, and I've got 2 whole pages of googlespace!

by niffs August 30, 2005

Googlespasm

A Googlespasm takes place when many spaz's are in the same place, and they all have a spaz attack!

Did you see the googlespasm earlier? Connie was leading it!

by Googlespasm.Connie May 6, 2009