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Goffyism 

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"
1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"
Goffyism by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
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M.M. (Goffyism) 

M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.

Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.
"That dude is in M.M. (Goffyism) right now! Look how much fun he's having"
M.M. (Goffyism) by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
Goofism is the the illness or sickness of being a good. Examples, hardcore, non-stop thievery, pathological liars, and basically anyone who is constantly fucking you around, all are infected with goofism. It is highly contagious and passed on by hanging out with goofs
Nanaimo is a town that runs rampit with goofism in BC. If you're an all around decent person, beware, goofism will fuck with your entire life and is also very contagious
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