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Someone who is both goofy and doofus at the same time
She such a goofus
Goofus by RedQueen666 July 25, 2018

goofius maximus 

Faux latin used in order to describe a situation where the goofiness has reached it's maximal potential within either a conversation, a show or simply by the viewing of memes. Or when you're not really mentally sober.

This word can also be used in reference to others as a type of name.
Example 1:

Michael: "Bro, what the hell was that LMAO?"
Arwen: "That your momma on the mic, bro? Why she sounding like that?"
Alex: "Come on guys, it's not that funny."
Arwen: "Bro, she be sounding like goofius maximus up in there"

Example 2:

William: "Yo, check out this meme I just found"
Henry: "Why are they walking like that?"
William: "I don't know but it's goofy as hell."
Henry: "literally goofius maximus."
goofius maximus by JustDacia October 27, 2022
Someone who engages in inappropriate, silly, or dumb behavior, usually innocently. Derived from 'Goofus' in the Goofus and Gallant stories in Highlights for Children.
I was such a goofus for keeping my cell phone on during the movie.
goofus by JoDil June 23, 2007
a mixture between a goof and a doofus.
John Kerry is such a goofus.
goofus by ultrajesus4000 August 11, 2004

Goofus Rabbit! 

A crazy term when you're joking around in a banter-fuelled car journey or any other banterous places. Also a goofy rabbit.
Person 1: "Hahahaha"
Person 2: "Goofus Rabbit!"

hanging like goofeys ears 

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears
oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears
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