goofest

A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!

I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.

by esobez April 25, 2009

Goofenthol

Hank Hill's term for Methadone

I'm not going to work with someone all hopped up on Goofenthol!

by oliver hart August 7, 2009

the goodest boy

A boy so good, but not the best. Reserved for use only to dogs, because humans are trash.

Your dog may be a good boy, But little fido here is the goodest boy.

by Yeet it's Tuesday August 23, 2017

goofist

A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.

dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."

by joelh January 15, 2009

Goodestest

Something that is two times better than good

That was the goodestest meal I've ever eaten!

by Arerer February 22, 2011

GooseStache

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.

Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache

by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015

Goodest

a hilarious way of saying best, while being annoying and original!

This movie is the goodest!

by jarriXI November 14, 2004