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Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
Goochy bag by Bayjayman February 26, 2008
A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.
Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.
Gooch Bag by Nina Rees June 14, 2008
Gooch bag by kingo-witney January 15, 2009
1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.
He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.
Gooch Bag by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008
A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.
I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.
Goochebag by stsully November 24, 2019

Goochbag 

1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove
"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!
Goochbag by P Sizzles October 21, 2008