Goochum

The area of skin between a mans scrote ball bag and his anus arse hole.

Goochum - The funny skin area between bum hole and scrote.

by Helen Hughes November 4, 2006

Goochmen

These are the men of the legends. They are the source of the gum under counter, they are the reason that there is pee on the toilet seat. These are the ones that cut you off on the highway, the ones that ignore the children in Africa, the ones who eat cereal without milk.(every day)

These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.

These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.

They must be stopped.

They must be killed.

They are the Goochmen.

Fucking Goochmen ruin everything.

by jDawg21312543643 October 27, 2010

goochime

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.

It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.

by elliofo July 14, 2021

goochbumps

A tingling feeling in your gooch when it is touched.

I got goochbumps when my girlfriend reached into my pocket and took my keys.

by polish penitrator May 7, 2010

goochsmooch

a smooch of the gooch(area between balls
and ass)

that was a great goochsmooch

by kggggg666 December 25, 2008

goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020

Goochmas

The few days between christmas and new years.

1; Merry space between christmas and new years!

2; Oh you mean merry Goochmas?

by J. Edgar December 29, 2011