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Goochum by Helen Hughes November 4, 2006
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Goochmen
These are the men of the legends. They are the source of the gum under counter, they are the reason that there is pee on the toilet seat. These are the ones that cut you off on the highway, the ones that ignore the children in Africa, the ones who eat cereal without milk.(every day)
These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.
These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.
They must be stopped.
They must be killed.
They are the Goochmen.
These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.
These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.
They must be stopped.
They must be killed.
They are the Goochmen.
Goochmen by jDawg21312543643 October 27, 2010
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goochbumps by polish penitrator May 7, 2010
goochmacher
job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder
pronounced <gootch-makher>
pronounced <gootch-makher>
goochmacher by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020
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