goochmonkey

a person behaving in an inappropriate or stupid manner

man that guy is such a goochmonkey

by man i rule June 11, 2006

Gooch Monkey

1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches

2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance

1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"

2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."

by Gangstablu January 5, 2011

goosemonkey

someone who laughs like a goose, and acts like a monkey.

Ashley's being a goosemonkey again.

by Eloise S. Harry November 29, 2007

Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts

John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda July 5, 2025