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Gooch Monkey 

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1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches

2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"

2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
Gooch Monkey by Gangstablu January 5, 2011
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Related Words
goochmonkey • goosemonkey

goosemonkey

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someone who laughs like a goose, and acts like a monkey.
Ashley's being a goosemonkey again.
goosemonkey by Eloise S. Harry November 29, 2007
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Autistic goonmonkey

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It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts
John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey

Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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