goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.

"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."

by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015

goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.

"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."

by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015

Goochstache

The hair lining your gooch

i have a goochstache

by Homie Mamedis February 18, 2005

Goochmas

The few days between christmas and new years.

1; Merry space between christmas and new years!

2; Oh you mean merry Goochmas?

by J. Edgar December 29, 2011

GoochSticker

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.

"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."

by NO1R April 4, 2022

Goochfest

A slang term referring to a room/event that is full of gooches.

Gooches, of course, are the patch of skin between a man or a woman's genitalia and their arsehole.

Ian: "This is such a goochfest"
Fresco: "I know, man. These guys suck"

by Stodleh April 14, 2010

goochstrap

Male Underwear. The fabric holding up the gooch.

Pull up your Goochstrap boys and get to business.

by awetexplosion December 6, 2010