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Goochmas 

The few days between christmas and new years.
1; Merry space between christmas and new years!

2; Oh you mean merry Goochmas?
Goochmas by J. Edgar December 29, 2011
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Goochmas 

That period of time between Christmas and New Years Eve, when you're not sure what day it is, as they all pretty much just blend into one.

Can also be used as a greeting for the festive season.
Merry Goochmas!
Goochmas by Class A January 9, 2022

goochmacher 

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>
he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher
goochmacher by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020

goochasaurus 

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.
The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.
goochasaurus by josh grier July 27, 2005
When you are in the middle of sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in you having the greatest orgasm of all time
Amber gave me such an amazing goochgasm last night
goochgasm by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015

goochtastic

something that is real lame or just over all shitty.
Why did Mandy Moore come out with that goochtastic CD of all cover songs? The title "Coverage" just spells out gooch.
goochtastic by casey November 13, 2003

goochmust 

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.
"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."
goochmust by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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