Goochmas

The few days between christmas and new years.

1; Merry space between christmas and new years!

2; Oh you mean merry Goochmas?

by J. Edgar December 29, 2011

Goochmas

That period of time between Christmas and New Years Eve, when you're not sure what day it is, as they all pretty much just blend into one.

Can also be used as a greeting for the festive season.

Merry Goochmas!

by Class A January 9, 2022

goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020

goochasaurus

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.

The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.

by josh grier July 27, 2005

goochgasm

When you are in the middle of sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in you having the greatest orgasm of all time

Amber gave me such an amazing goochgasm last night

by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015

goochtastic

something that is real lame or just over all shitty.

Why did Mandy Moore come out with that goochtastic CD of all cover songs? The title "Coverage" just spells out gooch.

by casey November 13, 2003

goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.

"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."

by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015