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goochmacher
job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder
pronounced <gootch-makher>
pronounced <gootch-makher>
goochmacher by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020
goochasaurus
goochasaurus by josh grier July 27, 2005
goochgasm
When you are in the middle of sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in you having the greatest orgasm of all time
goochgasm by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015
goochtastic
Why did Mandy Moore come out with that goochtastic CD of all cover songs? The title "Coverage" just spells out gooch.
goochtastic by casey November 13, 2003
goochmust
Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.
goochmust by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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