Goobn’t

A contraction of the words goober and not. Goobn’t describes a foolish person (or critter) that is mischievous, but is annoying or bothersome to deal with. The term is typically used endearingly.

“You goobn’t! I can’t believe you would walk in front of a golem like that!”
“What did you just call me?”

by cheddachezz November 22, 2023

Goodn't

The abbreviated form of not good; the opposite of good, synonymous to bad.

Georgia is a goodn't person.

This coffee tastes goodn't.

Brown is a goodn't colour.

by Goodnt June 11, 2020

goodn't

When something is goodn't, then it means good but it isn't. Couldn't means could not, because the "n't" means not. So adding "n't" to good makes something good, but it actually isn't good. Its another way of saying bad, or garbage.

MTF: Wow, that song you made is so goodn't! That song is better then 90% of my music! I either make mid music or trash music!
MTF: JK, your song is goodn't.
SFA: Bruh.

by NachoHut June 9, 2022

I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025

Goon tap

The act of inserting ones weasel into a mole hole filled with mole juice

Man I wanna goon tap her tonight

by Katiesgotnoragretz October 4, 2015

Goon Times

A Bay Area Hip-Hip / Multimedia group started by Certified Alien (Arrius Salazar) and S.u.s.p.e.c.t (Garrison Sneed.) Their motto is “Changing the world with conversation, motivation, and creation!”

I think Goon Times will pull up later, did you ask Garrison?

by hotmomlover69 February 28, 2021

whats a goon to a goblin

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage

and we dont want no problems, ok youre a goon whats a goon to a goblin

by j-rob mad fresh April 23, 2010