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goodn't
When something is goodn't, then it means good but it isn't. Couldn't means could not, because the "n't" means not. So adding "n't" to good makes something good, but it actually isn't good. Its another way of saying bad, or garbage.
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Don't threaten me with a good time!
Bret Michaels says, "Go easy on the tequila, Tiffany! I may have to physically restrain you pretty soon!"
Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"
Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"
Don't threaten me with a good time! by sarcastica717 October 27, 2008
good thing you don't keep guns in the house
Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
good thing you don't keep guns in the house by Affable Douche December 3, 2013
Don't threaten me with a good time!
To make a threat or boycott in which the person or group you're leveraging this against finds appearing
Libtards: If you ban abortion we're going on a sex strike
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!
Don't threaten me with a good time! by Good time... guy June 28, 2022
Goobn’t
A contraction of the words goober and not. Goobn’t describes a foolish person (or critter) that is mischievous, but is annoying or bothersome to deal with. The term is typically used endearingly.
“You goobn’t! I can’t believe you would walk in front of a golem like that!”
“What did you just call me?”
“What did you just call me?”
Goobn’t by cheddachezz November 22, 2023
He ain't good
A slang word meaning: That's not good; not cool; that sucks; sorry for you; bad well-being ; Nah; no thanks ; disagree
Bob: " yo Nate I just got fired from my new job "
Nate: " damn he ain't good "
Bob:"yo Nate want to go to that party tonight?"
Nate: "he ain't good"
Nate: " damn he ain't good "
Bob:"yo Nate want to go to that party tonight?"
Nate: "he ain't good"
He ain't good by Suavely January 3, 2015
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