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Gooberdouche 

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.
Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche
Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009
intoxicated to a high extent; wasted; shitfaced; plastered; drunk; smashed; hammered
I was so goobied last night I didn't know if I fucked a man or a woman.
goobied by Combo/Megan July 26, 2006

gooberdean

"Gooberdean(s)" can function as a noun or an exclamation. Gooberdean is a way of life. Gooberdean can be used to replace the lyrics to many songs. Use it as appropriate.
Its shortened version is "gooberrt"
"Hey gooberrt!"

"Gooberdeans oooo leans"

"Gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeaner weiner leaner vener leannnnnn" to the tune of "Let me love you tonight"...also works well with "Take me home country roads" as well as "Part of your world" from the hit feature film The Little Mermaid.
gooberdean by Bartle August 5, 2012

gooberdong

The Almighty Admiral Himself Sparky
Holy crap look over there at that man reading a book.....its GOOBERDONG!!!
gooberdong by shelby cregor May 1, 2008

gooberdoodle 

someone who is a goof troop the max, not knowing how to interact in a social situation.
Man that guy is still wearing pleated shorts, what a gooberdoodle.
gooberdoodle by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009

Gooberduked 

To be pranked or fooled in a workplace or a school. Usually without malicious intent, only for the purpose of a joke.
Employee 1: so yesterday my friend dropped some laxatives in my coffee during the meeting for April fools.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, totally gooberduked me.

Pranked fooled