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To make silly, or goofy. To change something to make it funnier.
Elizabeth: wow, my painting sure is boring
Sharon: yeah, let's goofify it!
Elizabeth: I'll get the paint and silly string.
Goofify by goofify June 2, 2009
Words you can keep
the feeling you get wen u say something not funny and sum1 makes it funnier
Elizabeth: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other side!!!!!
Sharon: As funny as that wuz......YOUR FACE!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH
Elizabeth: Oh sharon you just goofified my joke! You goofifier!!! GO GOOFIFY
goofify by darleenthe34 August 2, 2009
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Verb - To replace ones core values with those consisting of penis jokes, sexual harassment, and being generally obscene.
She was so innocent, so we had to goonify her before the gangbang, for sure.
goonify by buttpuncher December 11, 2014
It is the act of doing something goofy.
Sarah : You make me so Happy.
Chatez : How happy?
Sarah : So happy that I'm smiling goofily.

Chatez : I can walk like a Penguin, See.
Sarah : You're doing that so goofily.
Goofily by Alavar Vladmir April 30, 2011
To make good and resolve wholly, a person or thing, or situation that is dark and fuxated.
Frequently seen in Western race-satire sites as a synonym for the untimely death or murder of a "negro"/ "black" person.
These gunloving thugs on the street will goodify themselves.

The inability to swim doesn't drown, it goodifies.
Goodify by Glamcatglam January 3, 2021
V.

To turn into a goo or paste
She cooked the onions until they began to gooify
Gooify by Sweetbuttlovin February 25, 2019

Goofily Insane 

A term to describe an acute forensic condition. The affliction negates the thought process associated with being a solid person. The resulting behavior is completely goofy.
If i had known Randall was goofily insane i would neer have had unprotected sexual intercourse.
Goofily Insane by pipewipe July 26, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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