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Exclamation. An Afrikaans portmanteau of "God" and "Kont" (Cunt). For when you can't decide which one to use. Pronounced with a guttural "G", and a silent "d".
Person 1: "I just spilled your whole bowl of herb"
Person 2: "Gondt! you useless piece of shit"
Gondt! by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021
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synonym of the word "mamad" who does nale most of the times.
(in persian) mamad nale nakon... (or better way of saying this sentence) Gond nale nakon..
Gond by vampire3032 April 15, 2019
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Gondt! Gont gondu Gondi Goodt gonda gondo gonst Godt Jul gonda line
Goodt

An acceptance and enjoyment of a fact. Often said in in determined solidarity. The T at the end phonetically hardens the D and exemplifies the finality of the persons sentiment. Goodt is currently an emerging slang in Toronto and the Greater Toronto Area (GTA)
EXAMPLE 1:
You: "Hey Tammy I heard that *insert country of distaste* is going through economic turmoil."
Tammy: "Goodt"

EXAMPLE 2:

You: I just passed my exam

Tony: Goodt, congratulations.
Goodt by yemen-ayt March 2, 2015
A nickname for 'the band Ghost', originated from a fake tweet.
i think it's hilarious
"hey, when are you going to that gonst concert?"
"what"
gonst by manitari April 30, 2023
Short for gondola or cable car, found at many ski resorts around the world.
Hey man, I'm just riding the gondi, catch ya!
Gondi by morfolio May 23, 2012
Another term for an extremely gullible person, usually says really retarded stuff too, which most of the time is really embarrasing.

Sometimes also bear a moustache which is similiar to pubes.
- That guy is such a Gonde.

- I made a joke last night, saying you could fly if you flapped your arms fast enough. Shajan bloody believed it, he's really is a goddamn Gonde.
Gonde by Lancypants April 4, 2009
A fancy pants person. A person who wears pink while playing an odd shaped flute. Usually from Eastern Indian decent. Rare dyalect from Eastern India.

In recent times a gondu is referred a person who does dumb things that defy logic or common sense.
Wow don't use tactical insertion to glitch outside of the map you gondu!

Brandon Rutledge aka Proclivity of |DPG| is such a gondu because of the stupid stuff that comes out of his mouth!
gondu by |DPG|Max][mu$ January 2, 2012
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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