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Another term for an extremely gullible person, usually says really retarded stuff too, which most of the time is really embarrasing.

Sometimes also bear a moustache which is similiar to pubes.
- That guy is such a Gonde.

- I made a joke last night, saying you could fly if you flapped your arms fast enough. Shajan bloody believed it, he's really is a goddamn Gonde.
Gonde by Lancypants April 4, 2009
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Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear) 

A pejorative used by Iranian parents (specially Iranian fathers) to condescend their young sons (typically between 8 to 15 years old) that implies uselessness and lack of responsibility and mobility. It also insinuates a big physique (fat shaming of some sorts).

Even the most gallant and qualified young males are victimized in such fashion because there is no real judgment and assessment behind its utterance and merely arises when parents are frustrated and enraged due to other aspects of life which are totally irrelevant to the poor child.
In English it somewhat translates to "Big Ass Bear".
Mom: "Shall we buy Benyamin some Pofak on the way home?"
Dad: "I don't buy shit for this Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear). He better move out as soon or I'd beat his ass."
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Elsie: Ooooh yes!
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gender reveal party 

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Sarah: You wanna come to our gender reveal party?
Elsie: Ooooh yes!
*later at the party*
Anthony: My boy Jimmy is having a boy!
Colin: Yoooo!
Jimmy: *happy noises, whooping*
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Look at those two gender challenged males kissing each other.
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Gender Apathetic 

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Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!
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