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synonym of the word "mamad" who does nale most of the times.
(in persian) mamad nale nakon... (or better way of saying this sentence) Gond nale nakon..
Gond by vampire3032 April 15, 2019
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A slang and inappropriate word for a man's private parts. Has a really dirty and negative connotation.
Those shorts are so tight his whole gond hangs out.
Hey, J, nice gond!
Gond by Peeshee Monster September 21, 2009
Related Words
gondola Gondal Gondor gondu Gondel Gondi gondrippy gonda gondo gondon

Thaare baap ri gond/gaand ! 

It is used when someone tells you something and you know or think that they are either having fun, teasing, lying , making you angry or talking unreal. It's used in informal settings, like, between or among friends. It's used when you get little angry , you don't believe or something.
My friend : The prices of the shares ,you bought last week , have increased by 58%.

Me : Thaare baap ri gond/gaand !
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gondrippy 

a mutual thats on thin ice, but makes very good content that makes me laugh
You should follow gondrippy on TikTok!
Its the definition of sweg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its so epic,,,,,, and cool.

its like a fuzzy little caterpillar rat............ its so cool

I love to eat them,,,,,,, and rub them on my toes
Jimmy: Why?
Fortnite Gamer69: I habe the gondal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

queen of gondor

Giving a handjob while being shit on
Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor.
A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.

Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.

A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
"Phish just reunited, and all the Gondolis are preparing to crawl out from under their rocks and reappear in society"

"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"

"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
Gondoli by KMW231978 February 11, 2010
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