Golly whooper

A fictious word that Tyler made up to try to impress his girl friend.

Stop grabbing my golly whooper!

by Golly whooper April 21, 2018

Golly Whopper

A golly whopper is Appalachian slang for the telling of a rather bold and big lie.

When Billie Bob's wife asked where he had been, rather than admit he was out with another woman, Billie Bob told a golly whopper: "I was at work."

by AppalachianAl December 18, 2012

Golly Whomper

A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.

Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!

by Samsonmore August 9, 2017

Golly Whoppers

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".

Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!

by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Golly Whopper

A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"

*zip, *WHOP. *silver ware and dishes on table rattle
Elle May: "GOLLLLLLEEE!"
Guy: I know.



Crocodile Dundee: "That ain't a golly whoppa, thIS is a golly whoppa!"


golly whopper

by BKgolleewhopper April 17, 2009

Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.

I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.

by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.

Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"

by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021