Gollumism

Gollumism is the cult like worshipping of wealth in a rabid, self-serving obsession that drives plutobrats to destroy the society and the economy that gave them the opportunity to become wealthy. Gollumism is often associated with the chanting of my precious, my precious, my precious in dark, foreboding and confining spaces like our nation’s capital and corporate boardrooms.

Gollumism is starving our national economy of the shared prosperity it desperately needs to empower consumers to spend our nation back into widespread prosperity and economic stability and security.

by Wisdom Seeker March 23, 2014

Golluming

This dance was invented by Lorde. It was created when she concentrated really hard on feeling what she heard, which made her look like Gollum. When you're golluming you use your hands as claws, hunch your shoulders and back and bend your knees and arms. If you don't get this, just watch a video of her performing.

"What's Lorde doing, is she on drugs?"
"Nope, she's just golluming!"

by frostmage December 16, 2013

Golluming

To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

"What's Tracy doing?"
"Oh, she's golluming in her chair. Just ignore her."

by CrowScream February 1, 2013

bust a nut in gollums butt

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.

i bust a nut in Gollums butt

by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008

Golluming

Golluming is the ability to climb over rocks and other objects at a fast speed. Often mistaken for free running, The word golluming is widely used in the "Gollum" community, although not many know if its true meaning.

OMFG, did you see that guy golluming, he got over those rocks and into that cubby hole

by The gollumer March 3, 2008

gollumization

Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.

My wife has gollumization: total control of "the precious" money.

by magnanimus October 11, 2011

Gollumize

To pluralize an already plural word or otherwise add unnecessary /s/ phonemes to wordses like Gollum often does. For example, "We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?"

Word just tried to Gollumize my paper's title to "What Are Phenomeses?"

by neodon0318 March 20, 2018