Gollumny: stalking a person to steal a highly valued object, or to become so obsessed with someone else's possession that you fray with insanity (can apply to relationship stalking as well)
Derives from LOTR character Gollum.
Damn her ex is suffering from borderline Gollumny, his mounting jealousies only seem to get more tenacious and his attempts at reclamation seem more and more desperate, if you listen closely enough you can hear him mutter "my precious"whenever she is within sight.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.