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Gothic/Lolita. A kind of Japanese Switch chick. She can go Goth or she can go Lolita depending on what her mark's needs are. Usually really a Yanki bitch behind the scenes. Dynamite between the sheets. Not (usually) from Goleta but CAN be found worldwide.
"That bitch switches up Shiro. Different strokes for different folks."
"Golita? Damn. Wonder if she uses a different name each time."
"Goth, Lolita... she'll do ANYTHING for money."
Golita by Kiteh Kawasaki December 17, 2016
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What’s up pose glita
glita by Glita June 9, 2021
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Alternative spelling for gorilla.

Origin: Indian English
By retards
Harambe was a really nice golira.
Golira by Gastronym April 8, 2017

Goliath Gob 

Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.

Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus
That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.
Goliath Gob by Adam? January 21, 2009
a combination of the words gonad, loser and retard. Obviously, a person with whom most normal folks wouldn't want to associate.
I can't stand that woman. She's a total goliard.
goliard by Most Anyone June 12, 2008
A unique name for a quirky personality who likes to be either sweet and caring or extremely psycho based on their mood.

The name gives them an ability of good judgement and a knack of doing jobs to perfection.

However, it also brings a reserved and quiet nature where people find it difficult to guess their true personal self.
She’s probably just a Goliar, she’s not being rude
Goliar by TimotheeChalametFan69 April 15, 2020

Brown Goliath 

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
Brown Goliath by Loopydave October 24, 2019
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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