Godfiti 

(n.) -- Witty, pithy slogans written on outdoor walls that either denigrate the existence of God or the gods, or praise God or the gods, or sometimes do both.

I saw this Godfiti written on a wall the other day.

"God is dead." -- Nietzsche

''Nietzsche is dead.'' -- God

Godfiti by PRwiz101 October 26, 2011

Goddities 

Goddities, noun: From "god oddities". Goddities are god thingies where their supporters though repeatedly challenged, still cannot provide any evidence that their god thingies possess any attributes that earn them the right to be regarded as deities and where they are prima facie ridiculous, in that they cannot assist their supporters in any way in this process, no matter the cost to their followers of their belief.

I know there are no god thingies, but the goddities I don't believe in wouldn't need to sacrifice their children in order to forgive people for things they didn't do.

Goddities by DasHermit January 22, 2017

Golfitis 

When your wife is just sick and tired of you playing golf all the time and neglecting her. Some cases can get quite severe resulting in broken marriages and separations

I’m sick and tired of you playing golf every weekend and developing golfitis

Golfitis by darksnake June 29, 2022

Godnitive Dissonance

Christians that have been brainwashed I to believing that the Bible is literally God's word and will use circular logic to discount clear scientific evidence that proves them wrong.

Don't bother talking human genetics with that Global flood believer...his Godnitive dissonance is so strong, there's no amount of scientific evidence you can show him that would make him believe we didn't all descend from Noah's nut sac.

Godnitive Dissonance by Suomistyler March 30, 2026