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golfball

A male slut, one who goes in and out of "holes" without feeling.
Damn Steven is such a golfball!
by sauce July 26, 2003
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Golfball [sleepy-g]

A light-weight, wannabe gangster, who looks as if he's sleeping 24 hours a day. Also manages to confuse beautiful girls into falling in love with him. Very ugly in appearance......
"Yu guys see Golfball sleepy-g with Firecrotch the other day? He bought her a friggin happy meal and SHE asked HIM out."
by J.Capone January 15, 2009
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golfball high

When you have a nug of some dank ass shit and you don't want people fucking up your high with some shwag asshole.
People:we got shwag shwag shwag wanna go smoke
Me: I ain't tryin to be mean i'm just all about my big golfball high, you know what i'm sayin
by Trevor Perrenoud November 12, 2006
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Dirty golfball

A couple went to eat dinner, when they got home man went to the restroom to shit he came out and the woman said how about a dirty golfball.
by Dirty golfball November 29, 2020
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suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
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Atomic Goofball

The goof to end all goofs, this bboy comes from Maryland. He started bboying at a young age, but tragedy struck when he had to have chest surgery, seemingly ending his career early. But the goofy one kept his head up and became stronger than ever. Now a member of the legendary Lions of Zion and Battle Snakes, Goofball has proven himself over the years to be not only a competitor and legend of bboying, but a well needed jokester in an all to serious culture.
Bboy 1: Yo, who's that throwing down an atomic floating kneespin?
Bboy 2: Why none other than ATOMIC GOOFBALL!
by Bboy Maestro February 8, 2010
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hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002
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