Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!

Golf-fished by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022

Goldfished 

Similar to being “catfished,” a person gets “goldfished” when...the person they’ve been talking to via “online” etc is, indeed, the right person, they just promised everything in the world, gold, glitter and diamonds, and after meeting....they brought nothing but empty promises.

“We been chattin’ online these last 8 months, he promised me that he’d treat me like a queen. Now that we’ve met, he been nothin’ but jealous and controlling.”

“Girl, you done been goldfished.”

Goldfished by Maver7ck April 23, 2020

goldfished it 

intentional memory blockage

yeah I soooo don't want to do that anyway!
So I goldfished it!

goldfished it by mega3dfx May 14, 2005

Goldfished 

When the person getting Catfished happens to be a Notre Dame Fighting Irish football player or is highly associated to Notre Dame.

Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia utilizing social media like Facebook. When asked to comment, Manti, stated. Damn, I got Goldfished!

Goldfished by TXFlip January 16, 2013

Goldfished 

*When your online date is much more attractive than her pictures suggest she is.

*The opposite of being catfished

"Dude I was goldfished , the girl I saw last night was so much more prettier than her picture!"

Goldfished by LankanWriter March 6, 2017

Goldfished 

refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.

Blondes are the most susceptible to this.

1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.

2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.

someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"

moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."

Goldfished by crimson neck April 17, 2011