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golf stick 

An extreme layman's term for a golf club. Often used jokingly, although some people are stupid enough to use this term meaningfully.
Hey, whys don'tcha use yer golf stick to whack away at them there things.

That 9 Iron sure is one helluva golf stick.
golf stick by Asmodeus July 28, 2004
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Golf stick 

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.
Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.
Golf stick by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019

Stickle Golf 

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player will be able get loft on their shots. Sticks can be found from tree branches, bark laying around, etc.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it’s not too difficult to make the ball in the hole. You can use the same hole for the course of the game, but use different tee boxes.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is. Stickle golf can be played in backyards, in parks, in the woods, etc. basically anywhere.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

5. You must play the ball where it lies. If you want to move the ball, you can, but you inquire a 2-stroke penalty.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play; have a front 3 and back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf with my friends instead.
Stickle Golf by nkallday December 30, 2021

Stickle Golf 

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player be able get loft on the shot.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it is not impossible to make the ball in the hole.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the previous hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play. Front 3 and Back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf instead.
Stickle Golf by nkallday December 30, 2021

Goofstick 

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless
"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"
Goofstick by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018

Goldstick Pull 

Giving a vigorous hand job to a male with a huge, fat cock aka Goldstick.
I met a guy at the bar and gave him a goldstick pull. He roped all over my arm.
Goldstick Pull by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Goldstick 

A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.
He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.

Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
Goldstick by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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