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Same as stupid or iditot
Golemi is stupid, because it can't get out of an hole.
Golemi by Nakk2000 May 11, 2015
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Golemite army

A group of deranged individuals who mask their lack of social aptitude by excelling at an online game and partaking in graphic and often sick humour.
Golemite army are on the march again,I've just wet myself.
Golemite army by Eggmactiss January 3, 2018

Golemite army

A bunch of sick nonces. Anyone who is under the age of 10 or a sheep is unsafe from this disturbed bunch of people. The KFC chef and magician are our heroes. Shoutout to krimson and to Liam, our favorite pre pubescent
Hide your kids, the Golemite army is coming!

Golemite2892 

Golemite2892 is an absolute unit
Golemite2892 by LaYuen July 5, 2021

Goldmisting 

In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.
Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
or
Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?
Goldmisting by APEX February 19, 2015

Iron Golem 

An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.
The iron golem uses a flower to get children into there basements

Pube golem 

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.
Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.
Pube golem by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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