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Golemite army

A group of deranged individuals who mask their lack of social aptitude by excelling at an online game and partaking in graphic and often sick humour.
Golemite army are on the march again,I've just wet myself.
Golemite army by Eggmactiss January 3, 2018

Golemite army

A bunch of sick nonces. Anyone who is under the age of 10 or a sheep is unsafe from this disturbed bunch of people. The KFC chef and magician are our heroes. Shoutout to krimson and to Liam, our favorite pre pubescent
Hide your kids, the Golemite army is coming!

Golemite2892 

Golemite2892 is an absolute unit
Golemite2892 by LaYuen July 5, 2021

Goldmisting 

In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.
Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
or
Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?
Goldmisting by APEX February 19, 2015

Iron Golem 

An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.
The iron golem uses a flower to get children into there basements

Pube golem 

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.
Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.
Pube golem by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019