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Golden horse 

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.
Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
Golden horse by SaucyD July 23, 2016
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the golden horse 

a girl puts her tits in front of another vagina and you tit fuck one and fuck the other at the same time also while fingering the one that you are tit fucking while her nose is in your ass
vagina is fucked at the same time as tits called the golden horse
the golden horse by mccormsh December 23, 2010

Decapitated Golden Horse 

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

Golden Horseshoe 

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.
You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.
Golden Horseshoe by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010

Golden Horde

Survivalist term for the mass of unprepared citizens who will descend on the countryside like a blinged out swarm of locusts when the SHTF.
"By the time I got off from work & could hit the road myself, the Golden Horde had already stripped every Stop-N-Rob between here and Memphis!"
Golden Horde by Cybrludite October 22, 2008

golden horseshoe 

A large urban and suburban region of Ontario, Canada at the western end of Lake Ontario. It stretches from Niagara Falls, Ontario around to Oshawa, incorporating St. Catharines, Hamilton, Mississauga, and Toronto, as well as their adjacent areas. At present, it is home to approximately 7.5 million people. It is the most populated and prosperous area in Canada, which is the source of the "golden" part of its name.
905 is the area code for the Golden Horseshoe (outside of Toronto, with the area code 416).
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