horseshoe

when you place a line of cocaine along a toilet seat, creating a horseshoe shape.

man, there was no tank on the back of that toilet so I had to use the seat and do a horseshoe.

by ericj4 August 17, 2013

horseshoe

The primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. Specifically a U shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the penis and scrotum, but alternately on the penis shaft or the head, just behind the glans penis.

Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.

Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.

See also hardwear.

I’ve been wearing this horseshoe on my dick all day and it feels great and it makes me show bigger in my jeans.

by Big Dante March 9, 2007

Horseshoe

Using a double ended dildo in a women's Vagina and her anus at the same time; the shape of a double dildo bent into a women's Vag and Anus

OH, Man... did you see that porn where she horseshoed that double dildo

by Jeb Cotton December 13, 2006

Horseshoe

John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.

Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!

by Give me a beer in the c shop February 9, 2019

horseshoe

Losing one's hair in such a manner where upon the remaining hair resembles a horeshoe.

I just went to my high school reunion and JT had a FULL HORSESHOE!

by abrupt February 11, 2007

Horseshoe

To violently get rid of an irritating person while not even having the interest to look back at the damage you’ve inflicted on them in the process

Bob: "My boss gave me the Horseshoe when he found out I was porking his mom"
Andy: "You dick! Maby you'll find another job"

by Bruce Barnard January 16, 2007

Horseshoe

The Horseshoe is when a man has a long enough penis that he fucks himself in the arse with his own penis. The penis forms a Horseshoe shape and thus how it got its name.

The word comes from Machinima Respawn's weekly show Season 1 Episode 65. Hutch claims that one of his old roomate use to have sex with himself by putting his penis between his legs and up his own arsehole.

Example:
Guy1: Man I heard that you horseshoed yourself one time
Guy2: Yeah, it felt terrible.

by Life_is_sleepin April 26, 2011