mowing mud

The act of having anal intercourse with some one who has just popped.

Chris did you just take a shit? Yes Adam I did. Looks like I'm going to be mowing mud in a minute.

by SaucyD May 06, 2016

Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.

Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."

by SaucyD July 24, 2016