Definitions by SaucyD

Golden horse 

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.

Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."

Golden horse by SaucyD July 23, 2016

mowing mud 

The act of having anal intercourse with some one who has just popped.

Chris did you just take a shit? Yes Adam I did. Looks like I'm going to be mowing mud in a minute.

mowing mud by SaucyD May 15, 2016