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The Golden Arch 

Right before you are about to fuck your girl you stand back about 10 feet and unleash the mother of all golden showers resembling the famous McDonald's golden arches.
I drenched my girlfriend with The Golden Arch.

Golden Arches 

Used to describe a superlative pair of female feet, with arches perfect for giving footjobs.
My dreams of getting a footjob from Kristiana's golden arches finally came true.
Golden Arches by Badman José November 14, 2018

golden arches 

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.
Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)
golden arches by Safecracker G November 20, 2004

golden arches 

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches
golden arches by Ted January 8, 2004

Golden Arches 

The woman lies on her back, you hold up her feet and begin thrusting your penis between the arches of her feet. When the timing feels right you lean back and urinate on her face.
I took Jessica out to breakfast after giving her the Golden Arches last night.
Golden Arches by Mr.Chute January 31, 2022

Golden Arches 

A variation of the golden shower. Specifically, when two men pee on another person from opposite sides, tracing golden arches in the air. Also possible for 2 women to accomplish, with some preparation.
Hans and Fritz gave me ze golden arches last night, und I had to towel off afterwards.
Golden Arches by Pee Dubya September 5, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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