The relation between car size and penis size. The car / penis theorem denotes the relationship between a vehicle owned by a male and the size of his sexual organ. As the size and overall cost of the vehicle increases, the average penis size of that vehicle's owners decreases in a linear fashion.
For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992
Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't
riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male
Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.
Buy a
car / penis theorem
mug!
To get a 100% discount on an item is to steal it, this giving you 100% off list price. Applies both to physically stealing and to media piracy.
I got the 100% discount on this new phone
I can't afford this game, so I got the 100% discount on it.
When
n00b programmers forget how to make
XML comments.
XML comments are used prominently in the
C# programming language. They are written like this:
///<>
Where inside the brackets is an XML tag.
Proper:
///<description>
///The right way to make XML comments.
///</description>
Incorrect:
<///>description
///This will NOT work. You will get compile errors.
<///>
