In my extreme state of despair upon opening the Golden Crisp box only to find it completely void of delicious cereal, I had no choice but to resort to Gold Digging.
A horrid hag who cares about nothing but sleeping with guys in an effort to take their money. They will marry a man, suck him dry, then divorce him. They will also steal from friends and family.
Gold digging, high school drop out with a bunch of kids by different guys, doesn't work and lives off ex husbands money and buys fake boobs with child support money